- Flu shots. I don’t get ’em. It’s fine if you want to, but I don’t. Vaccines, on the other hand, I am all for, and will take whatever is necessary.
- That antibacterial gel stuff. What does it do other than give you a false sense of cleanliness and contribute to the development of resistant strains of bacteria?
- Biking on the sidewalk, even though there are places where it is encouraged by signage and permitted by law. I don’t buy it. There is exactly one stretch of sidewalk on which I will bike, and that is only because it is the only safe way to cross through a Y intersection to get to our house. If I have to bike on the sidewalk otherwise, I will walk my bike.
- Lady Gaga. There. I said it. I really couldn’t care less.
- Protein shakes. While I understand that they play an important role in the lives and diets of many and are firmly ensconced in the Academy of Broscience, I don’t believe in them, and refuse to consider any diet that would require incorporating them into my life.
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latterdaybohemian 
Ha! I agree with all counts!
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Amen, sister. Except I kinda like Lady Gaga. Things I don’t believe in:
1. Quantum mechanics. George is sure it explains things; I think it’s almost certainly bullshit.
2. Labels. I bought a Marimekko (fancy Norwegian designer lady) purse at a garage sale for $10. It holds stuff good and looks nice. I frequently get asked “who is your bag”. I tell them, and then I judge them for being shallow.
3. David’s Bridal. Fuck them, they are such assholes.
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Oh. My. Word. I just laughed so hard at number 4. I feel the same way about Lady Gaga, and I can’t figure out why the world seems so enamored. At least there’s someone else who agrees with me so I don’t feel completely old or out of touch.
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