An ordered list for a sunny Tuesday afternoon:

1. Cool nickname? Check.
2. Music career? 8 solo albums and 4 with Body Count.
3. Acting career? Spans 28 years and includes Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo and 10 years on Law & Order: SVU
4. Military career? Check: four years in the Army.
5. Literary career? Check: one book, with another forthcoming.
6. Much younger wife with a ludicrous booty? Check [maybe NSFW].
7. Gets to hang out with Richard Belzer aka John Munch
8. 78,000+ people tune in to his often hilarious tweets.
9. Overall a pretty fly dude.