An ordered list for a sunny Tuesday afternoon:
- Cool nickname? Check.
- Music career? 8 solo albums and 4 with Body Count.
- Acting career? Spans 28 years and includes Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo and 10 years on Law & Order: SVU
- Military career? Check: four years in the Army.
- Literary career? Check: one book, with another forthcoming.
- Much younger wife with a ludicrous booty? Check [maybe NSFW].
- Gets to hang out with Richard Belzer aka John Munch
- 78,000+ people tune in to his often hilarious tweets.
- Overall a pretty fly dude.