I would like the following:

• Over the top vet services to fix whatever’s ailing Basil
• new knee socks like these or these or these or these or these
• knee high brown boots like these, only not $500, but I guess if we’re talking money as no object, then $500 is fine
• Jamón ibérico
• better baking pans
• a new winter coat
• a clothesline in the basement
• Brother Thelonious
• new running tights and shoes, neither of which will be optional if I keep this up
• David Byrne’s Bicycle Diaries
• a Buzz cupcake