Perhaps I’m violating some unwritten or written library rule by posting this – but this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in our IM logs yet.

(5:24:45 PM) aimguest4117069: hello
(5:25:08 PM) gelmaninfo: Hello, I’m working with another patron, but if you tell me your question, I can get started on it and get back to you as soon as I finish with the other person.
(5:25:50 PM) aimguest4117069: can i haz a cheezburger?
(5:26:27 PM) gelmaninfo: I’m sorry, I’m afraid I don’t understand the question.
(5:26:38 PM) aimguest4117069: ok bai