I would like to kick this day in the teeth. I’m really fucking beat, and about to embark on yet another trip to Best Buy, this time to scout out a TV. Thanks for the birthday money, Gram! I know I should save it for other things, but I earmarked this long-awaited check for this purpose, so there.
Oh, and you’re fucking high if you think I’m cooking tonight. I’m going to take a shower (to tame my infernally big hair), then see about some dinner before 24.